Ben the Joker

The other night, Ben and I had to stop at Old Navy to exchange some swim trunks for Gord. When we got to the checkout, Ben asked the employee what her name was, then he went on to tell her that she had a really nice piggy bank by her till - it was a blue shiny metallic piggy bank. The rest of the conversation goes like this:
"____, what do pigs write with?"
"I don't know Ben."
"Pig pens!"
(she chuckles)
"____, how do scissors say goodbye?"
"How?"
"Snip ya later!"
(more chuckling)
"Where do cows go to see art?"
"Where?"
"A moooo-seum!"
(laughter, by her and I)
I asked him where he was getting all of these jokes from, and he told the employee that he has Chirp magazine at home - and she said that she did too! It all makes sense now, where he was getting the jokes from...

It was just so funny and cute - I'm sure she told her friends and coworkers about the little boy who told her jokes that night!