FIRST: Tonight, Ben asked me to draw him a certain animal. This is what I came up with:
What is this poor animal? There is a fabulous prize to the person or team who can correctly guess A) What this animal was supposed to be and B) the name Carrie and I finally decided on for this animal (hint: it is two normal animal names schmucked together).SECOND: I tried to tell Carrie an old dirty limerick tonight, but couldn't remember anything but the first two lines. SO...I looked it up online and here's what I found (cleaned up for all audiences):
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose **** was so long he could **** it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a **** I could **** it!
Whose **** was so long he could **** it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a **** I could **** it!
Another super-fabulous prize goes to the person who can fill in the blanks with CLEAN words and still make a hilarious, knee-slapping limerick. (If you HAVE to change some of the other words for pacing or whatever go ahead, but your final limerick better be EXTRA hilarious).
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Till next time...
Gordo
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6 comments:
It looks like a "monkeroo"!!
And....
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose shirt was so long he could tuck it,
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a bull I could buck it.
Not the best, but a valiant effort none the less. I'll come up with something better.
It looks like is "supposed" to be a frog, but what it "actually" looks like, is another question!!
Becky
Keep your day job Mr. Artiste ... you're confusing the kids! Looks like a cross between a frog and a duck. Maybe a fruck!!
I'm working on the limerick but nothing I can publish yet.
Dad P.
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose pistol was tucked in his pocket
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a gun I could cock it!
There once was a guy with some chalk,
His drawing prowess was clearly all talk,
His little green frog
Looked more like a dog
It would be all too easy to mock.
You know - I love reading your blog because you just never know what crazy things you will put in here. You always make me laugh and it's not usually just a slight a giggle.
Between you and Carrie, I'm not sure who's got the better sense of humor...
Take care,
Denise
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